Cersei+Wine: My Game of Thrones OTP.
Random Woman On Bus: What's your man in for?
Random Gay Man: My man's in for possession..... possession of a sweet sweet ass!
Catelyn: Hmm, Littlefinger told me that Tyrion won this dagger betting against Jaime
Catelyn: But they say it isn't true
Catelyn: And that Robert Arryn was going to be fostered at Casterly Rock
Catelyn: But several people have told me otherwise
Catelyn: And he told everyone at court that he took my maidenhood
Catelyn: Which I know is false
Catelyn: I wonder if Littlefinger's been lying to me
lorienscribe: Thank you. Seriously, thank you for everything. Your works have brought so many people around the world together to share, laugh, and love. If only you were here to look on with slightly amused horror at the cult you have so unknowingly created with your imagination and writing. And to sit among us come December to watch your first published work finally on the big screen. :’) ...
ask-thranduil: Daaaad nobody wears berries and flowers on their heads anymore! I cannot believe he would attempt leaving without it.
eridantier: this just in: according to tumblr, straight people aren’t allowed to have problems same goes if you’re cis or white or male or god forbid all of them
gingerhaze: You know the elf guards in The Hobbit who get into the wine, get drunk, fall asleep, and let the dwarves escape? Part of me really hopes that one of them is Legolas. OH MY GOD YES. YES. YES. YES. THIS WOULD BE. OH LORD. YES. Ok I’m probably having way too much emotion on this but THE MENTAL PICTURE.
balonsballs: Thranduilicious definition makes them fans go loco They want my treasure so they get depression from my photo You can see me you can’t squeeze me Dwarves ain’t easy, I ain’t sleazy I got reasons why i tease em leaves just grow and fall with seasons Thranduilicious!
I FIND IT SAD THAT [x fandom] HAS BEEN REDUCED TO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED MEN WITH...– said nobody, ever (via jotunnqueer)
Am I the only not pleased with Thranduil?
helcaraxe: ryuk-baggins: homesweethomicide13: blackmetalhipster: I mean seriously? blond hair? On a side note I find it sad and disturbing that the LOTR fandom has practically been reduced to sexually frustrated girls, with no interest on the more deep and phillosophical topics of Tolkien’s body of work… I hate you all bye … First of all, Thranduil IS blond. He’s described in the...
Whoa okay this is getting more confusing. ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT? THIS. WHAT. BUT HOW? I MEAN SERIOUSLY. WHAT.
mastaofsass: I can’t get over the way this guy ~fabulously~ decorates The Hobbit set.
I probably say this every day but florence and the fucking machine will kill me. Also I’ll get some new appropriate headphones soon so she can kill me properly.
waysofthebearded: Embrace the diet of the hobbits: Breakfast - 7:00 AM Second Breakfast - 9:00 AM Elevensies - 11:00 AM Luncheon - 1:00 PM Afternoon Tea - 4:00 PM Dinner - 6:00 PM Supper - 8:00 PM This is the diet for success.
i judge everyone who gets the beats by dr dre headphones and are not professional musicians or djs or whatever. The judgement is strong in me, very powerful.
pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans