LOL Sancho Mazorca.
tino-vainamoinen: scuttlepig: groovymuttations: everyone shut up mako’s having a vision maybe he’s having two visions but isn’t sure which one he should focus on so he only half pays attention to each of them until unceremoniously dumping one for the other that’s so mako
elquintosolacabarapronto replied to your post: OMG Glenn Close in extreme makeover home edition!! Remind me again. How are you straight? By the power vested in me by Scarlett Johansson’s cleavage.
OMG Glenn Close in extreme makeover home edition!!
theseinfiniteinfinities: We should all ship Zuko and Mulan. Could you imagine all the honor
peregrint: if i was rich i would pay david and miranda to dress up as faramir and eowyn and have them play out their roles so i can satisfy my faramir/eowyn feels b/c peter didn’t
elquintosolacabarapronto: Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means. We probably just all sound like pirates. #of course we’re pirates #twitter be our parrots #facebook be the pub where we find ourselves a crew #tumblr be the barrels that contain our wine #wine that makes us talk about all that is all #and piratebay be where we...
Well, I'm back.
GANDALF, DON'T GO!!!! :(
Oh shit there we go fucking tears thank you brain thank you.
Walked across Middle Earth in a hopeless quest as the sidekick. Saves the main character like 456 times. Fights a fucking deadly spider. Saves the world. and gets the girl.
MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO ONE.
ACTUALLY I DO KNOW. BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEST STORY IN THE WORLD.
STOP MAKING OUT WITH THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE,...
FARAMIR/EOWYN HAVE LIKE 5 SECONDS IN THE...
Now come the days of the King.
May they be blessed!
And everyone laughs because they can't believe...
AND SAM, SAM MY DEAR SAM, FRODO WOULDN’T HAVE DONE SHIT WITHOUT HIS SAM.
IT'S GONE! IT'S DONE!
Sam talking about rosie… FUCK YOU EVERYTHING FUCK YOU NOBODY DESERVES ANYTHING. “I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.” FUCK YOUR PERFECT WORDS WITH PERFECT TIMING FRODO I JUST WANT TO KILL EVERYTHING. AND THEY GO TO COMMERCIALS NOW. COMMERCIALS!
FUCK YOU SAURON
THE RING IS DESTROYED. GANDALF DON’T CRY YOU PERFECT WIZARD. OH MY GOD THE EAGLES! THE EAGLES ARE COMING! AND BARAD-DUR IS FALLING! HA!! TAKE THAT CONJUNCTIVITIS SAURON, TAKE THAT HOW DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING ALL OVER MORDOR LIKE A FART OF EVIL.
OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING.
FRODO GIVE SAM YOUR HAND AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE MELT ALREADY YOU RING! MELT IN THE PITS OF HELL! SAM YOU GLORIOUS HOBBIT SAVE YOUR MASTER, SAVE HIM
I'M CATCHING THE LAST 30 MINUTES OF THE RETURN OF...
OH MY GOD GOLLUM YOU PIECE OF SCUM SHIT BASTARD BURN, BURN, I PITY YOU BUT BURN.
I shall make pasta because pasta is love. And I'm...
When a few lines make the whole song worth it and...
chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
despicablejenelle: theheroineoftime: agehachou: syupon: I love the internet really oh my fuck HOW MANY TMES HAVE I REBLOGGED THIS?! I wonder how long this took.
Our nicknames for Korra characters
happehpills: We started to watch Legend of Korra last night, and got through 10 episodes :D yay! Along the way we made up some nicknames :D Salami Bowling Jamon (which means Ham in spanish) And then of course there’s the Fucking annoying children And… The Two Idiots We don’t really like children too much… Or people who kiss behind their gf/bf’s back or break adorable lil...