May 2013
captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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Toast/speech almost done.
Hannon le.
I eneth nîn Erudraith, mellon Lasaralyn a Halendiel. Natha inga maer peda si. Im cenir melennath thenin agale.
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Dude, honey vanilla chamomile tea is fucking good.
newthoodrich:
Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness
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Baby thinks he looks just like the face he makes in mirrors. Only once or twice a month does the mirror do him justice. Every other time he looks a mess. He expects a lot from it, but then barely notices.
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Just downloaded Gay Soprano Dark Lord Sauron (Cezar)’s Eurovision song.
No regrets.
To this day I’ve still not found a perfectly done mashup of The Proclaimer’s “500 Miles” and Guetta’s “Titanium” like the one from Pitch Perfect. It’s not even in the soundtrack.
Disappointing.
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I just remembered one of the things I took into account when I chose Alliance while playing WoW was how Alliance races were prettier than Horde.
I chose a political faction partially based on how good looking its members were.
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silivren replied to your post: I’ve pretty much slaughtered the Sindarin language…
I meant to start studying it early this year, but I still haven’t gotten to page 1 of the Sindarin workbook. We’re going to die alone with a house full of cats, aren’t we?
I get all lost with the technicalities of it and it frustrates me.
Alas, I’m afraid so. It would be fun if we all ended up in...
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I’ve pretty much slaughtered the Sindarin language to find or create the first sentences of the toast/speech. It sounds so pretty if I were a hot guest I’d hook up with me after the wedding.
None of the guests are elves, so I may as well say “potatoes are good for the skin” and they wouldn’t notice, but I still wanna do it right.
I only wish I knew the language good...
carnivalowl:
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
dany: [says something in dothraki]
missandei: no, khaleesi
missandei: it's pronounced "jif"
bandersnatchftw:
chilliberry:
When you have to make an important decision in life
just take a moment to stop and think
“what would Fëanor do?”
THEN DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
#bonus:also works with Turin
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curiousjazzcat replied to your post: That Daenerys *tired of your shit* face gif was my…
DONErys? You’ve been saving that one for a while, haven’t you?
You know nuthin, Jawn Snow.
That Daenerys *tired of your shit* face gif was my 20,000 post.
Worth it.
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After getting back home I spent the rest of my day doing some cleaning.
It was a ceremonial cleansing of all the negative energy that has come to me.
Except it wasn’t.
You want a nice workout without leaving home? Clean your fucking house. You’re welcome.
I may slip into a coma now.
This is it, ladies and gentlemen. Last final of the semester and, here’s hoping, of my college life.
PUÑETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I can’t read any more math. I can’t study anymore.
Tomorrow at 7:30 in the morning is my last final. I trust I will make it out victorious. I’ve tried and I’ve gotten better. I hope it’s good enough, otherwise it will never be good enough.
I’ll watch a movie to get my mind off of it and try to go to bed early tonight.
May success be on my side.
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“As far as labels go, gay, straight, bi like labels are for t-shirts. The reason...”
– Will Shepherd
Our Story - Will and Rj
(via swagflation)
this guy is deep. (via shep689) 