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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

Posted 35 minutes ago

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

Posted 1 hour ago

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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Posted 2 hours ago

you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

(Source: marimopet)

Posted 2 hours ago

tapthatguy-x-version:

the pumpkin does NOT look ready tho

(Source: barack-obottm)

Posted 3 hours ago
I no longer have patience for certain things, not because I’ve become arrogant, but simply because I reached a point in my life where I do not want to waste more time with what displeases me or hurts me. I have no patience for cynicism, excessive criticism and demands of any nature. I lost the will to please those who do not like me, to love those who do not love me and to smile at those who do not want to smile at me. I no longer spend a single minute on those who lie or want to manipulate. I decided not to coexist anymore with pretense, hypocrisy, dishonesty and cheap praise. I do not tolerate selective erudition nor academic arrogance. I do not adjust either to popular gossiping. I hate conflict and comparisons. I believe in a world of opposites and that’s why I avoid people with rigid and inflexible personalities. In friendship I dislike the lack of loyalty and betrayal. I do not get along with those who do not know how to give a compliment or a word of encouragement. Exaggerations bore me and I have difficulty accepting those who do not like animals. And on top of everything I have no patience for anyone who does not deserve my patience.
Meryl Streep, aka Queen of the Universe
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This dude named Adam used to ride triceratops
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Babel’s
Real Eden ass human, let me play with his slingshot
Yaweh put his ass to sleep, now he calling me Ḥawwāh
Now that bang bang bang…

(Source: katara)

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lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)

Posted 3 hours ago

ottermatopoeia:

toxicmp3:

ruby censoring my dash for me

bravodelta9

Posted 3 hours ago

art-love-music:

With the help of a cast member, Wendy taught Stitch about romance

Posted 4 hours ago