Posted 4 hours ago

haveyoutriedcocaine:

I love how Thomas makes these weird elaborate plans that never work and backfire and then something completely random that has nothing to do with him happens and he’s safe. EVERY.FUCKING.TIME

Posted 4 hours ago

musicofthealma:

"You say I’m crazy
Cause you don’t think I know what you’ve done
But when you call me baby
I know I’m not the only one”

Posted 4 hours ago

And Barrow saves his ass once again. JFC.

Posted 4 hours ago

*Ed Sheeran’s I See Fire starts playing in the background*

Posted 4 hours ago

"I WANT US TO BE LOVERS"

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL.

GO MARY GETTING STEADY DICK.

Posted 5 hours ago

"Mosley, you look very Latin all of a sudden! Do you have Italian blood? Or Spanish? Or Irish?"

I AM SCREAMING.

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

The Dowager Countess telling her butler not to be a snob.

I live.

Posted 5 hours ago

FIRST THE GRANDMAS WITH SEX JOKES?

NOW MARY AND ANNA TALKING ABOUT SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE?

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

Posted 5 hours ago

I forgot Branson was Irish and that I lust after him.

Woe is me.

Posted 6 hours ago

OH MY GOD.

SEX JOKES.

GRANDMAS JOKING ABOUT SEX. SEX JOKES FROM THE GRANDMAS.

LADY VIOLET AND MRS. CRAWLEY.

Posted 6 hours ago

"There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends, that’s the real test."

LADY VIOLET’S ONE-LINERS STRIKE AGAIN. I LIVE FOR HER.

Posted 6 hours ago

WHEN WILL EDITH BE HAPPY? WHEN WILL EDITH BE FUCKING HAPPY?

Posted 6 hours ago

LOOK AT THE CUTE BABIES. AWWWWWWW

Posted 6 hours ago

Wait exactly how long it’s been since season 4? Next thing you’ll tell me Mary has 3 kids and a nice stock profile?