Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

heteropoops:

 

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 2 hours ago

Poor Man’s Pizza.

Club bread, sauce, mozzarella, topping of choice, oven for a few minutes.

It works.

Posted 2 hours ago

Daenerys, Drogon’s fire is awfully close to your hair. It would be a shame if anything happened to it…

(Source: masters-of-the-game)

Posted 2 hours ago

awkward-turtle-is-awkward:

awkward-turtle-is-awkward:

erchu:

Today I got 12 boxes of tea I ordered on Amazon last week. That’s about 240 tea bags. That’s a lot of tea. But it was a good deal I did good. I know I did good.

Now I have a hankering for tea, cus

I made tea

I am laughing so hard about this sequence of events.

Posted 2 hours ago

kingcheddarxvii:

People on here always postin pics of their pets like they got nothin else to post. Like do you think I even care about pics of your pets? Well I do. Please keep posting pics of your pets

Posted 2 hours ago
vinebox:

the next avatar

vinebox:

the next avatar

(Source: oooory)

Posted 4 hours ago

I think my boss wants me to fire her. Well, get her fired, really. I mean, the way she acted today, you may think so…

Posted 4 hours ago

Men were supposed to go mad with grief when their children died, he knew. They were supposed to tear their hair out by the roots, to curse the gods and swear red vengeance. So why was it that he felt so little? The boy lived and died believing Robert Baratheon his sire.

Posted 4 hours ago
ysosketchy:

Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.

ysosketchy:

Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.

Posted 5 hours ago

ohifonlytheyknew:

the—world—isyours:

lesbehoneest:

gamebythepound:

Me at 13 and me now tbh

literally

This couldn’t be anymore true lol

(Source: nofearduffmanizhere)

Posted 6 hours ago

beneath-the-rain:

Just found this on my files, the not who drank a start #ghibli #howlmovingcasttle #calcifer #drawings #memories

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago